she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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