the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Randomize
