YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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