i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Randomize
