Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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