if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
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