so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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