it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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