Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
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