yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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