is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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