CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
50% drunk capacity currently
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
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