Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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