I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
