we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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