i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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