Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
my liver is dry heaving
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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