Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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