so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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