yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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