So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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