ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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