do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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