when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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