Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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