Sponge bath it is.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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