I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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