we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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