He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
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