so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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