It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
