The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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