$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
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