Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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