WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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