Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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