I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
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