if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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