I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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