K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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