Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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