YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Boobs speak an international language.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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