Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
It's no shave November. This is our time.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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