Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
i now understand why vodka
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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