Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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