i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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