They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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