my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
Randomize
