im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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