I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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